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Skills

Advanced Manipulation

I have mastered the art of manipulation which largely consists on preying on the fear of my clients.

Work experience

1835Present

Owner - Scrooge & Marley Moneylenders

Scrooge & Marley Moneylenders

Loans money to the most vulnerable of London at the most usurious rates!

18291835

Yarn Mill Manager

Satanic Mills

Improved the profit margin of the mill by employing the labor of children and recent immigrants.

18221829

Workhouse Supervisor

Lambeth Workhouse

Supplied cheap & expendable labor to hazardous industries in the London area.

Education

18181820

London School of Misanthropy

Senior Paper on the Spanish Inquisition

BA in Human Misery Studies

18161818

South London Boarding School

Learned to cheat at poker and various games of chance.

AS in Underhandedness

Summary

Note:  The slight decrease in interest rates charged in May was caused by the recent choIera outbreak in the city.  Unfortunately, I had to slightly decrease the rates during this bad business period.  I am applying for a position as a board member for your bank.  I have a proven ability to loan money at high rates of interest.  I have no qualms about taking whatever meager possessions a client may have if they do not make the monthly payments in a timely manner.  On a side note, I also believe that my ruthlessness helps to make my clients more responsible citizens.  

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